Can you read these right the first time?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
2006-07-28 08:27:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are good, keep them coming!
2006-07-28 09:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Art, thoroughly confused, coughed roughly, and walked through the door to sow seed to grow grain to feed his sow that was always so hungry. Having read the question, his face was red with frustration. The cold wind blew turning his face blue as he worked. He heard his herd grunting with anticipation as he approached with his pail of pale corn mash.
Rhymes and spelling must have been invented by a woman! :)
2006-07-28 16:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by Art@violinstudent.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have any book learning at all then you could read those without a problem.
the problem being that even though most people have some book learning, the younger generation is mostly to zoned out to understan the english language and all its subtle differences
2006-07-28 16:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by katie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, i did. Ya jsut gotta look at the context while reading it.
2006-07-29 00:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to take your time reading this.
2006-07-28 16:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, English IS crazy, Spanish is easier, but i don't know it, I'm having a hard enough time learning my own language ^_^
2006-07-28 16:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♪Singing♫for♪the♫Savior♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I git two wrong the first time! wow I'm good.
2006-07-28 15:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by hotrod luvin princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya ur right man it is not as easy to read as it looks. well done.
2006-07-28 15:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by nishant_chandna2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long....i could read it right if i take my time
2006-07-28 15:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its easy you just have to take your time
2006-07-28 15:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by nutz1228 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋