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To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1.. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

2006-07-28 07:49:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

ahahahahahaha i like the last one!

2006-07-28 07:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by hotrod luvin princess 4 · 0 0

LMFAO!!! Everything You Put On The List Is So True. Going to use some of those lines when people complain about those things.

I have 2 Cats So I Can Totally Relate To it.Thanx For The Laugh.

2006-07-28 15:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0 0

This is why i have 2 cats, 2 dos, a bird, a pig, a hamster and fish but then again I have 2 kids so I'm screwed either way lol

2006-07-28 08:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by girly girl 2 · 0 0

Not sure about this one:
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

I think my cats go down the street and hangout with the cats pushing catnip.

2006-07-28 08:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 0 0

Funny & I agree with u 100%.

2006-07-28 07:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by sandy 2 · 0 0

hahahhahahaah soooooo funny!! and yes my dog is my adopted daughter and she is waayyyy better then most humans xDD
(^_^)

2006-07-28 09:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0 0

very funny

i really liked the last one

2006-07-28 08:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by katie b 2 · 0 0

100% true

2006-07-28 08:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by ardgo2112 3 · 0 0

i don't have pets, but i do dog-sit for my s-i-l occassionally... that is funny

2006-07-28 08:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by maria f 2 · 0 0

rofl!!! last one is funnny

2006-07-28 08:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Zaq 2 · 0 0

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