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I was wondering, the government could save tons of money by letting the Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons deliver the mail. They're going to everyone's house already. Just a thought

Disclaimer: this is just a joke.

2006-07-28 07:43:48 · 22 answers · asked by maria f 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Great Joke. We Witnesses of course work Witness for Jehovah. But still Hilarious. If that did happen at least the mail would arrive on time. Interestingly enough my grandmother also a Witness until she died, worked in the Post Office.
P.S.
In response to I love Oregon, notice he is a former Witness, and proud of it. Notice what that has gotten him. Such language. We see where leaving God got him.

2006-07-29 13:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 1 1

Only one flaw the JW's won't work in government, because they would have to wear the flag on the uniform.
Aside from that a great idea
15 years in that cult now a very free EX JW
I think it is a fantastic idea but still one more problem it would take the mail forever to get delivered because they would be out trying to convert every one, and along with the phone bill you would get the watchtower and along with the TV guide you would get an awake.
Lets face that would suck B*lls

2006-07-28 16:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Excellent!

2006-07-28 14:46:35 · answer #3 · answered by Suzanne 5 · 1 0

Jehovah's Witnesses serve a higher authority...

Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm

2006-07-28 14:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0 1

No way they come to my hose as it is i just dint anwser i think they saw me cuz they never been back But thats good they got the message!

2006-07-28 14:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0 1

Makes sense to me

2006-07-28 14:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

maria

dude....... with that sort of thinking you could solve lots of important issues around the world.

its practical, economic, no one gets hurt and its also strangely amusing at the same time.

like your style

2006-07-28 14:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ok a joke? guess i am in a bad mood today did not laugh at that one

2006-07-28 14:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0 1

Very funny! Good idea!

2006-07-28 14:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by dolphin2253 5 · 1 0

that's hysterical! that's true. my friend's dad almost called the cops on one of the them because she tried to break in their house.

2006-07-28 14:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by ilovedance31 2 · 0 1

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