2006-07-28 07:31:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
find a new friend
2006-07-28 07:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by sweetiepie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'll wake up one morning to find he has no friends.
If he pees on people that he doesn't know, he'll get beaten
up or arrested. Is this a boy or a girl?
I'd tell the friend that you won't go drinking with him/her
anymore because you are embarrassed. Stick with it.
Tell the friend to go get help. That's not normal. It's not
like there is a "Peeing on People Anonymous" that meets
in church basements. No 12-step program.
"Hi. My name is Mike and I like to pee on people.."
The friend is too weird. Drop him/her.
2006-07-28 08:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by Linda S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from him when he's drunk!
Seriously, if one of my drunk friends pulled it out and was going to pee on me, I would kick him right in the d i c k....
I bet he would never try that again!
LOL!
2006-07-28 07:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Introduce him to people who LIKE to be peed on. These people will then be happy to provide your friend with drinks and he will go hang out with THEN when he wants to get drunk instead of with YOU.
2006-07-28 07:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by kill_yr_television 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get yours out first and pee on him and if he is into all that then just punch him in the nads when he pulls it out
or just do a lighter and wd-40 to the genral area that should fix him
2006-07-28 10:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by magicglueofmike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a party get his soo drunk he passes out then have everybody write stuff and pee on him .. and video tape it.. show it to him later and tell him that this is what he gets for peein on people.. it aint funny
2006-07-28 07:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by darkling1k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell you how to stop that without laying a hand on the dumb ***. wait till he starts to feel comfortable and then pour a big bucket of piss over his head and ask him how it feels; and tell him that's what will happen everytime he pulls that ****. he'll stop it or he won't come around.
so you and your buddies go to a hardware store and invest in a 5 gallon bucket for for the love of god and country.
2006-07-28 08:38:58 · answer #7 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe pee on him when he's drunk one time and he can see if he finds it a stimulating experience or not.
2006-07-28 07:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by tjslove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, send him with a bottle of vodka over to a party with people you don't like.
2006-07-28 07:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Teetyme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pee back on her
2006-07-28 07:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diapers?
2006-07-28 10:04:50 · answer #11 · answered by Frank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋