- Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
- Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3)
- Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. (Moses -- Exodus 2:16-21)
- Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. (Boaz -- Ruth 4:5-10)
- Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. (Benjaminites -- Judges 21:19-25)
- Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you. (Adam -- Genesis 2:19-24)
- Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. (Jacob -- Genesis 29:15-30)
2006-07-28 07:09:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
- Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife. (David -- 1 Samuel 18:27)
- Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative, of course.) (Cain -- Genesis 4:16-17)
- Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. (Xerxes or Ahasuerus -- Esther 2:3-4)
- When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ... woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." (Samson -- Judges 14:1-3)
- Kill any husband and take HIS wife (Prepare to lose four sons, though). (David -- 2 Samuel 11)
- Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.) (Onana and Boaz -- Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)
- Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. (Solomon -- 1 Kings 11:1-3)
2006-07-28 07:09:25 · update #1
Awesome!!! I love it!!!
Great research!!! :)
T.
2006-07-28 07:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Theophania 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does it not amaze some of you how patient God is with people? Here this person is making fun of the word of the Almighty Supreme Being yet God allows Him to continue on. I hope that God will help me to imitate His patience. I'm not perfect either, but, wow, somethings are just above and beyond!!
2006-07-28 14:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-28 14:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by Bree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, looks like I did it the hard way, I asked my best friend and she said yes.
2006-07-28 14:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love it!
2006-07-28 14:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-07-28 14:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Suzanne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋