You know, had a prairie dog a peepin. Or was it just me?
2006-07-28 06:48:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A friend of mine went in his pants. He said it felt like he was sitting on a rock.
2006-07-28 06:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by nonono12345 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good question , I've had this problem also , sadly with a success rate of only 50% , when the stomach starts to rumble , then that aching feeling begins and you start driving like Mario andretti , dodging pot holes in the road , clinching the butt-cheeks together , trying not to move a muscle. Then the anxiety turns up a few notches and the sweating starts , its scary as hell . At it''s worst is when you reach your own street finally as it's taken you like forever to get that far .That's when the agony begins , your asshole begins quivering uncontrollably and you pull in the drive and are afraid to leave the car wondering? Are the neighbors watching? Should I run for it or walk slowly like a 90 year old with a broomstick up his ***. Now the moment of truth and you've made it to the bathroom and explode about 6 inches from the seat. By this time it's hot from the pressure buildup and burns your *** on the way out . Then you finish after having used a half roll of toilet paper . Within 5 minutes you must return one final time , it's a dread full experience that's for sure.
2006-07-28 07:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the place i work an old guy parked his jaguar up, walked the 100yards to the delieverys entrance, pulled his pants down and pooped there, walked bk, got his wife then came into the building... THE LOOS ARE BY THE DOOR!! lol our cleaner had to go out n clean it up.
Someone had reported it at front of house other wise wed never of known!!
2006-07-28 06:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by laydee_t_xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was on a golf course one time and about to die. I drove to the clubhouse and it was locked. Thankfully, it was a very wooded course and there was a good place to go for a "nature walk."
2006-07-28 06:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by michaelyoung_airforce 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you start to sweat is when you know the turtle head is about to get the best of you.
2006-07-28 06:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooner or later it happens to everyone..
2006-07-28 06:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by Dirtydog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that but had to pee so bad I didn't make it. More than once.
2006-07-28 06:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats y i wear diapers
2006-07-28 06:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...and the closer you get to your bathroom the worse it gets!?
2006-07-28 06:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋