who will obey this religion?
It is called...Barney the Purple Dinosaur Religion...
Here are my 15 commandments:
1.you should do everything you want to.
* 2.you should not fart my name in vain.
* 3.eat every booger u see.
* 4.the best band is my chemical romance.
5.you must honor your kids.
6.you must honor wednesday
* 7.you must not eat chocolate sprinkles.
8.you must not make contact with my tail.
9.you must visit michael jackson.
* 10.tom cruise is the first man created.
11.i love to dance in my underwear.
12.you must not kiss osama bin laden.
* 13.Leo is our friend (angel)
* 14.the best team is the texans.
* 15.purple is a sacred color.
all who disobey one commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN!!! (dramatic music)
(*) means you must do it everyday, but on wednesday you have to follow ALL OF THE RULES.
2006-07-28 06:28:36 · 12 answers · asked by Barney the Dinosaur 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
EVERYONE!!!! LOOK AT THE WEBSITE THE FIRST PERSON ANSWERED FOR ME.
2006-07-28 06:33:44 · update #1
ooo i like this religion....especially #s 1, 4, 7, and 11 although i wouldnt want to eat every booger i see...but i could get used to it and i really do like the other commandments....maybe you cand write a book of barney so we all can follow your new religion
2006-07-31 17:58:23 · answer #1 · answered by bellamuert3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha! That's hilarious! But I must say, I will not eat every booger I see though....Sorry.
Just a question though, if Tom Cruise was the first man created, would it be Nicole Kidman or Katie Holmes who is the first woman created?
2006-07-28 13:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what do we get for following the rules??
2006-07-28 13:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Amy N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this religion.
2006-07-28 13:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds almost as daft as Christianity!!!
2006-07-28 13:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by tammers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've always hated that tyranasaurus rex.
what about a pee wee herman religion?
2006-07-28 13:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long quess huhh
2006-07-28 13:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sumit T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2006-07-28 13:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.fromisraeltolebanon.info/
2006-07-28 13:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by freindly asian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whateverrrrrrrrr ok
2006-07-28 13:31:14 · answer #10 · answered by cinnaamon_kiss_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋