Is it true that all comedians will be going to hell?

Question

I saw this as an answer on another question:

"You think that you are funny, and like all comedians you will be laughing your behind off while swimming around in the lake of fire for all eternity. repent, and come to Jesus before it is too late"

Apparently god has zero sense of humor. Why would he give humans the ability then? Doesn't heaven sound really boring?

Answer 1

without a sense of humor heaven would actually be hell! zealots don't have a sense of humor.... God has a great sense of humor! just look around the world... can you really tell me after looking at an armadillo that God doesn't have a sense of humor???? lol... humor/ laughing makes life tolerable.... gets us through difficult situations and times of our lives! when God made us ( people with a sense of humor) he removed the stick from our A$$ES.... the rest of the people are simply anal ( due to that stick insertion )....lol...

Answer 2

Actually I was reading some piece of s**t christian magazine that someone left at my front door. It said that actually you don't swim around in the lake of fire for all eternity. It's more like you go there and die and never exist again. I am so happy that I don't believe in those lies. Also, comedians are funny and they speak the truth, if I was god I wouldn't send them to hell. Heaven does sound boring, I've said it so many times before. Good thing I don't believe in heaven and hell.

Answer 3

I don't know about the comedians going to hell, but I have always thought that God definitely has a sense of humor. Think about women with really good looking bodies and unattractive faces. Or women who are drop dead gorgeous and dumb as a box of rocks. Or really good looking guys that have no sexual skills. I think he does have a sense of humor.

Answer 4

Actually, I think God does have a sense of humor. All I have to do is look around me, and I see it demonstrated daily, frequently on this site. In the natural world, just look at the duck-billed platypus. Now that's funny.

Answer 5

According to many religions, the afterlife affords evildoers to suffer eternally. In some monotheistic doctrines, Hell is often populated by demons who torment the damned. The fallen angel Lucifer in Christian theology, otherwise known as Satan, is commonly portrayed in popular culture as the ruler of Hell. Others portray Hell as the final resting place of the Devil, prepared as his punishment by God Himself. Hell is also defined as an utter absence of God or redemptive force. Purgatory, as believed by Catholicism, is a place of penance for sinners who have ultimately achieved salvation but have not paid penance for the sins they have committed in their previous lives. Hell on the contrary is commonly believed to be for eternity with no chance of redemption or salvation for those who suffer there. Christian faith teaches it is a domain of boundless dimension, scope, and torment. Many monotheistic religions regard Hell as the absolute ultimate worst-case-scenario, per se. For some Gnostics including the Cathars hell was none other than this present life on earth.

In polytheistic religions, the politics of Hell can be as complicated as human politics. Many Hellenistic Neopagans believe in Tartarus, which may also be considered a version of Hell.

Answer 6

Um, the Dodo, the Ostrich, the Giraffe, hello? I think God has a sense of humor.

The ORIGINAL sense of humor.

Answer 7

i believe God created us as an image of Himself, and I certainly, do believe that God has a sense of humour (He created me, lol). So, the air around of throwing comedians into hell is silly to me. I don't believe in it. But as long as i don't "mock" at someone, it's fine i guess.

Answer 8

Being a comedian won't send you to hell. God wants us to be joyful and happy. It's the condition of your heart that does or does not send you to hell.

Answer 9

God has zero sense of humor and even less reality.

Answer 10

FAQ: How could a loving God cast people into hell?


"And I have the keys of hell and death, signifies that He alone can save. By "keys" is signified the power of opening and shutting; here the power of opening hell, that man may be brought forth, and of shutting, lest, when he is brought forth, he should enter again. For man is born in evils of all kinds, thus in hell, for evils are hell; he is brought out of it by the Lord, to whom belongs the power of opening it. That by "having the keys of hell and death," is not meant the power of casting into hell, but the power of saving, is because it immediately follows after these words:

Behold, I am alive for ages of ages;

by which is signified that He alone is eternal life (n. 60); and the Lord never casts anyone into hell, but man casts himself. By "keys" is signified the power of opening and shutting, in Revelation also (3:7; 9:1; 20:1; also in Isa. 22:21, 22; in Matt. 16:19; and in Luke 11:52). The power of the Lord is not only over heaven, but also over hell; for hell is kept in order and connection by oppositions against heaven; for which reason, He who rules the one must necessarily rule the other; otherwise man could not be saved; to be saved is to be brought out of hell" (Apocalypse Revealed n. 62).