Why aren't there any mexican on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
What do you call a gang of blacks running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So indians can window shop!
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
What do you call a building full of blacks?
A jail!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff.
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
How do you find the richest mexican in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest mexican!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!
A mexican and a black are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
jew with a coupon
2006-07-28 06:03:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are weak!
why dont mexicans bbq?
cuz beans fall through the grill
why do mexicans drive lowriders?
to pick s hit up off the gound while driving
how do u keep blacks outta your backyard?
hang one in your front
how do you get him down?
tell the mexicans next door theres a pinata party
how do u starve a black guy?
hide his welfare check under his work boots
what did the mexican say when the house fell on him?
get off me hoooooomesss!
2006-07-28 06:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you try these in a club instead of on Yahoo answers. Oh yeah, because no one would laugh outwardly at your jokes. They're so lame. You'd be laughed off the stage. Why don't you come up with new material - like jokes that aren't from 1985.
2006-07-28 10:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by xxtra chocolate 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA. Heres some...
What do you call an abortion clinic in the ghetto?
Crimestoppers
Why do puerto ricans wear pointy shoes?
So they can kill the roaches when they hide in the corner of the room. Also, makes it easier to climb fences.
2006-07-28 06:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by micron816 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know you didn't intend on getting anybody offended, but that's really not cool. i mean how would you feel if someone was "dog'in" your face like that. well let me let you in on something. blacks, mexicans,and jews aren't any different from me and you. in fact i am black and i thought that all those jokes were very inappropiate. so i suggest that you should stop tell'in racial jokes before you get yourself in trouble, cause theres really no need for that.
2006-07-28 06:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
they were okay, been posted before. BTW:
Spics= Puerto Ricans not Mexicans
2006-07-28 06:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you answered all the questions.
Thanks for the two points though.
2006-07-28 06:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Truthful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points for me.
2006-07-28 07:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have come up with this from your own jail cell.
2006-07-28 06:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by ĴΩŋ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAN YOU GIVE ME 10 POINTS?!!? I NEED TO MAKE IT TO LEVEL 2 TODAY
2006-07-28 06:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont see anything funny.
either i just dont get it or your jokes are lame
2006-07-28 06:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by adeliyn88 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋