Psychotic behaviors of YOUR cat?

Question

my cat cracks me up. he does some seriously crazy things. just curious to hear other crazy cat "tails" ha ha oops.. i mean "tales" best one gets 10 points

Answer 1

Hah, mine beats all. My male cat, Leonardo, climbs my bedroom door. The door has slits in the wood that look kinda like mini-blinds. When he's in the room and desperately wants out, he actually climbs the slits to the top of the door, and hangs up there meowing excessively untill someone opens it. When I do, he actually rides it as it swings open completely wide, then he hops down and flees like he's going to be caught and held captured even longer.

Answer 2

At my old house, we had mirror closet doors. My cat would spy the cat in the mirror, get as far away from the mirror as the room would allow, then run and jump about 5 or 6 feet into the air. He'd hit the mirror, and hit the ground with a thud.
This cat that I have now likes to jump and grab ahold of my shoulders or shirt so I can hold him. He jumps from the ground.
Yesterday while we were driving in the car, he sat behind me the whole time.

Answer 3

My cat will go into what we call physco mode whn she smells bleach and she'll put her ears back meow like crazy the shoot off the couch and onto the other.Well one time we were having our house remodled and we cut her nails cause she would scratch at the workers and she went into phyco mode and ran from on couch to the other but she couldn't stop cause her nails were trimmed and flew over the couch hit the sliding glass window and got stuck behind the book shelf.

Shes also realy posesive over things (my mom) so when we got our puppy it was walking by the bed and she reached out grabbed it by the but and pulled it under them bed.

My other cat will scare birds so they faint and bring them inside the house.We have had several "bird bombing" this year.They wake up and go crazy and crash into things, and he never ends up hurting them.

My other one my dad shot a rubber band at and it flew like 5 feet into the air and jutkind of hung there then like three seconds later fell.She would also ride in baby strollers, sitting up right and the belt on just like a little kid.

Answer 4

My cat Fuzz Bucket... she can't resit a socks. No matter what kind of mood she is in she will always attack a sock. If there is a sock laying around somewhere she will run up to it pick it up with her mouth through it up in the air, run around in a circle a couple times and repeat that step several times, then she will lay down on the floor and stare at it for a coule mins and twitch a little then she will do it all over again, and she will do it about an hour. its really funny to watch.

Answer 5

My cat attacks my friends because they have dogs.Like one of my friends was about to touch her and my cat grabed on to her finger and started to bite so hard she woudn't let go.(that also happened to the poor vet but it was alot worse)She also loves to jump on the table and steel EVERYBODY'S food then runs away under the bed.And when my cat had claws(poor thing)she would jump on the curtans and and hang on until she would fall.


There was this other time when my cat was playing outside and the neighbors opened the door,so my cat ran in and the dog started to bark so my cta hissed at the dog so loud that she scared the poor thing right out of it's own house!Oh and if my cat ever eats catnip she starts acting drunk and bangs her head against the food bowl.

Answer 6

My cat loves to lay in boxes. No matter how small the box is he'll try to squeeze his body in it and lay down. He weighs about 15 pounds, so he's really big. Last night my sons got a new football which came in a small box. We watched him as he tried to squeeze his big body into the tiny box. He finally got in and he was overlapping from the sides. He looked really startled when the box split apart. He also has big, furry paws and the fur grows under the paw pads. When he runs across the hardwood floors, he can't stop so he always slides into the walls.

Answer 7

My cat likes to lure me into a false sense of security. He will approach me acting really sweet, then he will lie down next to me and turn so I can scratch under his chin. He will then move so I can scratch his head, etc. Then, without warning, he will grab my hand with his 2 front paws, and start biting like crazy.

He also will attack if he is sitting in a window and someone comes and tries to look out the same window as him.

And he will attack if I attempt to pet him right after I have scooped the litter box!

Answer 8

My dad was playing around with my cat Trixy. He threw the white mouse around and she attacked. then all of a suddon he threw it in the hallway and she took off after it...grabbed it with her mouth and walked back and put it in front of my dad(just like a dog)my dad was so surprised and did it again and she did the same.


Another cat tale of mine is when my brothers friend had a laser pointer and he raced it aroung on a wall (it was able to let cats climb on cause of the material) and Trixy jumped up on the wall attacking it...then he moved it so fast towards the ground and she fell off and then i freaked out and slaped him for doing that. But then Trixy got right back up and started to search for it. It was funny but scary, Trixy was fine.

Answer 9

my cat is obsessed with food and every time i open the closet door (where i keep food) he comes running. he also chases his tail..... attacks stairs when you creep up from behind him. he literally runs away from you and starts to attack the stairs.also he sleeps belly up with his head hanging off the couch. he looks like he might fall. he also if ther is a mouse in the house( a real mouse) he will catch it and then get onhis back and start flingig it into the air with all 4 paws.

Answer 10

One of my cats is obsessed with going downstairs to play...only with me, not my husband. She stands at the door to the basement and cries, or else if she sees me walking anywhere near there, she comes charging into my legs, meowing, to trip me and get my attention to go downstairs. I walk downstairs with her and she meows, rubs and purrs. We play with her toys for a while, and if she thinks it's not long enough, she does the running into my legs thing as I'm heading upstairs to try to stop me.
p.s. She used to do this at the last house we lived in and I was hoping when we moved, she'd stop. No such luck!