Things to do when you're bored in WalMart?

Question

Sometimes when I'm bored in WalMart I'll take condoms and suppositores and drop them into people's baskets (without them noticing of course). What would you do?

WalMart, Target, whatever, can have a dragging pace to it sometimes and people often look oblivious there and don't seem to pay attention. I admit I shop there and the reaction when people get up to the line and have to wonder how it got in their basket is funny and maybe childish but still funny. If someone puts them in my basket (highly unlikely) I'd just turn to the checkout person and tell them "The store Mgr. said to give these to you."

Answer 1

I've always wanted to set the alarm clocks so they'll go off at five minute intervals. That would be pretty funny. Or go up to complete strangers and act like you know them. See how long they play along with you....although I would probably crack up within a couple seconds.

Answer 2

Bored in Wal-Mart?
1) Go to the ladies department and and start yelling "Blue light special for the next 15 minutes, everything in ladies half off"
2) Go into a fitting room and sit for a minute or two, then start yelling " There's no toilet-paper in here! Someone get me some toilet paper PLEASE!!!"
3) Go to the Sporting Goods department after midnight and set up a tent & get your sleeping bag and a flashlight & camp out!
4) Go to the pets depatment and add a few ornaments from the shelves to thier live fish tanks--Be Creative!

Answer 3

you can roll around on the floor humming the theme from mission impossible or you can go into the clothes racks and jump out at people

I've never did any of these things but someone sent me an email a few monts ago of things to do in wal mart wen u get bored these 2 r the ones i remember

Answer 4

Ask for some goldfish walk around with the bag for a while and put them in a glass bowl in one of the aisles.
Play with the toys like hula hoops and the toy guns or fill up the water guns and squirt people and hide.
Turn all of the stereos on in the electronics section and put them full blast.
*yep i have lots of time on my hands*

Answer 5

Ok, why are you going to Wal-Mart anyhow? I mean, it's an okay store. But I wouldn't go there if you're going to get bored.

I guess it's kind of funny what you're doing, but also kind of immature.

I usually go to the: music dept.
movies
snacks
magazines/books

Answer 6

My son does that.. i lol if someones does it to me I lol then stick the items back on a shelf.Sometimes my son will move a persons cart to somewhere else i just walk away!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

you know the little cars and trucks that make noise when you push a button? push as many as you can as fast as possible

Answer 8

i steal things :( im a compulsive theif. i dont even know i do it. i amaze myself at how fast i am. i need to stop. but i cant.

Answer 9

HHHAHAHAHA very funny

Answer 10

LAUGH HAHAHAHA!!!!! THATS FUNNY