2006-07-28 05:18:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Television IS heaven and Hell. Just depends on when ya tune in.
Use your tv guide to steer you to either location ;)
2006-07-28 05:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Rewsna 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ZXZ You have some serious issues, Heaven is a place of magnificent beauty. Where God is so bright with power we wont need a Sun. You wont need a tv in Heaven it will be a place of peace and sanctuary from this life. Hell on the other hand, is first below us at our core.Hell was talked about before man had his education. A place of torment and pain,a burning sulphur pit of lava and brimstone. Take a tv to a Volcano and hop in, or beleive in Gods word and turn the tv off and read the Bible.
God loves you and wants you to come to HEAVEN and enjoy your mansion.
Dont be fooled by the DEVIL he's main purpose is to lead you into a eternity of pain and torment. GOD on the other sent JESUS to save us from that.
GOD BLESS YOU
OPEN YOUR BIBLE INSTEAD OF WATCHING T.V.
The T.v. is brainwashing all of us, the more we watch the less we praise GOD.
2006-07-28 05:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by KJDAVID 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While we're pretending
I think hell would have better stuff on like south park, rated r movies, porn, etc. You won't have to feel guilty about spanking the monkee, or having "impure thoughts". No more crappy boy band music, either. The flames will be worth it.
In heaven you'd be forced to watch pat robertson, or jerry fallwell, all day, and how many times can you sit through disney movies? Just think you'll have to fight over the t.v. with all the aborted babies, because you know they'll want to see elmo, or worse, barney. Then you'll be completely surrounded by christians, sounds more like hell to me!
Also while you're in heaven, notice how your god just sits in his office all day, and does nothing to prevent human suffering such as genocide, famine, diseases.
The first thing you should ask your god when you first arrive in heaven
What kind of sick game are you playing?
Hey, you guys are right, pretend can be fun!
2006-07-28 05:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by downdrain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short answer, no.
Heaven is the place for people who love God so much that they don't want to do anything all day other than worship Him. Doesn't leave room for TV (plus, God wouldn't approve of much on TV anyhow).
My personal theory is that heaven and hell are the same place. The Christains are perfectly happy to worship God all day, while for us heathens and atheists, it's the worst possible environment we can imagine.
2006-07-28 05:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by hynkle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TV will be very old technology for heaven. Hell you can watch yourself burning without any entertainment.
2006-07-28 05:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by A K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
television Heaven, small screen television Hell is a comedy television instruct on Channel 4, provided and produced by Sean Lock. The format isn't multiple to Room one 0 one, with specific travelers discussing their likes and dislikes of things on the television
2016-10-01 04:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would assume that to some people, Hell is watching TV!
2006-07-28 05:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by flightsimulator58 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In heaven you won't need TV
2006-07-28 05:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Yumi M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It really depends on what you believe in and your thoughts on what heaven is and what hell is.
2006-07-28 05:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by ~Lisa~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No first of all in hell there is no fun you will be burning in pits of fire and in heaven you will be too busy having fun and glorifying GOD
2006-07-28 05:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋