The good, The bad, and The ugly...♥?

Question

Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

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Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

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Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

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Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

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Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old
daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

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Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

Answer 1

Good: Your boyfriend bought you a $16,000 wedding ring.
Bad: With stolen money.
Ugly: From your bank account.
Uglier: He overdrew your bank account by 35,000 dollars.
Ugliest: He divorced you.

Answer 2

Good: You're a republican
Bad: You're a democrat
Ugly: You're Hillary Clinton

Answer 3

Those are awsome? Where'd u get em'? Did u come up with them urself, 'cause if u did ur a genius!!! E-mail me at [e-mail]

Answer 4

wow you have all the good one but try this on for size the good: YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE THE BAD: YOU HAVE NEVER PAID ANY TAXES THE UGLY: YOU GETTING AUDITED REAL UGLY: IT'S YOUR EX

Answer 5

good: you about to have a baby
bad: your dad is going to be a grandpa
ugly:he is also the father

Answer 6

lol i loved it! they're so funny! never heard any of them b4. (i liked #6 the best) HA! HA!

Answer 7

Read it before, but those are good!

Answer 8

what u r going to ask?

Answer 9

hahahha funny.

Answer 10

that is good lol