Are you a jehovah's Witless?

Question

If so, where's your sense of humor?

Answer 1

Thankfully not anymore but I was one for 15 years and the Cult programs the humour right out of them.
Also because they are hypocrites they wont serve on a jury but they will be waiting in court if they think you have offended them in any way.

I wasn't kicked out of the church I was at one time only threatened with reproof because I questioned the Doctrine, many who were kicked out were shunned because of questions things they thought were wrong.
Like why a wife is punished for leaving an abusive husband, why the church turns a Blind eye to child abuse.
All those removed from the Church never broke any of the 10 commandments.
We just questioned the church.
Some when our questions continued to be ignored or were threaten (spiritually) decided this church like so many others was just as corrupt.
The deeper we dig the more dirt we find.
But some like it in the church they can beat their wives and abuse the children and never be bothered.

The greatest feeling in the world was getting my sense of humour back.
It is harder for Jw women to laugh when wife beating is condoned.
nothing offends me any more except the JW's trying to spread mind control and poison.

Answer 2

Jehovah's Witnesses have enough of a sense of humor that they still giggle when they write an address down as "HBH":

"Home but hiding"

It seems silly that so many so-called Christians do not even know their bibles well enough to understand that the preaching work is a command from Jesus, and from God.

(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you.

Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm

Answer 3

Witless - - - ha ha!

Actually, it seems you don't personally know many witnesses of Jehovah, because if you did, you would know they are some of the most fun loving people around. In fact, I've been to many so-called "Christian" houses of worship before attending the Kingdom Hall, and I can say I've never laughed as much as I do when around my true Christian friends.

Answer 4

I have a sense of humor, as does most if not all of my family. I proud to be a funny Jehovah's Witness

Answer 5

Yes, and proud of it.

Why doesn't someone ask "I lov oregon" why he and these other ex JW's he mentions are "ex" JW's? Here are some reasons one can be removed from
the Congregation, "Some of the offenses that could merit disfellowshipping from the Christian congregation are fornication, adultery, homosexuality, greed, extortion, thievery, lying, drunkenness, reviling, spiritism, murder, idolatry, apostasy, and the causing of divisions in the congregation. Unlike other religions, we keep our congregations clean.

This is where most, but not all of the negative answers come from, disfellowshipped or apostates, A disloyal person who betrays or deserts his cause or religion.

Answer 6

JW is banned in some countries. Especially Singapore as they refused to serve National Service. Such as wearing military uniforms, carry arms and saluting to national flag.

They are nice people but brain-washed. No blood transfusion, no alcohol, no gambling, no this no that... They are missing the fun of sinners. After all we are sinners even you don't sin...

Answer 7

What's a Witless????

Answer 8

Naw - someone asked me to be a Jehovah's witness, but I declined - I hadnt witnessed the accident....

Answer 9

We have a very good sense of humour actually, now armageddon outa here !

Answer 10

Hey, I have a question ... are there any JW on here anyway because i rarely see them on here defending their beliefs... do they believe in being on a computer...i am confused