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2006-07-28 04:39:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please stock mocking my Lord. It isn't funny.
I pray for you.
2006-07-28 04:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by Danny H 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you aren't going to get out of bed to go to church anyway, then pop tart communion wafers, although yummy, wouldn't make it happen. You can get Pop Tarts at the store for much less than 10% of your earnings.
2006-07-28 11:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wren has a valid point, however the pagan church that gives out Pop tart wafers advocates a 2% or 3% tithe, whereas those who follow in the steps of The Christ advocate a 10% tithe. For those of you who live in Rio Linda, that means 10% BEFORE taxes paid to the secular government, for those who volunteered to become a U.S. corporate citizen, and relinquished their sovereign status as a child of God under His jurisdiction and authority.
2006-07-28 11:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by jeeveswantstoknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pop-Tart communion wafers! ^_^ That cracked me up. How about Kool-Aid in place of wine?
2006-07-28 11:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's suppose to be unleavened bread, and if you set on what it is your eating then it's kinda like lising the value of taking communion in the first place. Like grape juice/wine represents the blood, but if you made it water/pop, then it would proably have a different meaning
2006-07-28 11:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me ask you this. will you come to my city and let me punch you in the face? the drop your off in the Hill District? Come to Pittsburgh where dem boys are gangsta. Don't believe me. Look who has the number 3 highest crime rate in the country. Pittsburgh b*tch
2006-07-28 11:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beef carpaccio would be more realistic. Insofar as it being the body of christ I mean.
2006-07-28 12:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COMMUNION IS ONE PERSON HELPING ANOTHER BECAUSE ITS NEEDED ....... THE WAFERS ARE JUST SYMBOLIC REPETITIOUS ACTIONS........ HOST BREAD CRUMBS.....ITS JUST RITUAL....LESS YOU FOR FORGET.....THAT YOU..........ARE THE HOST OF SOMETHING HIGHER....
2006-07-28 11:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by flowerspirit2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesn't matter, you aren't allowed to take communion anyway, it's ONLY for believers.
2006-07-28 11:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slices of prime rib.
2006-07-28 11:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not flavored condoms? they could be reused.
2006-07-28 11:44:30 · answer #11 · answered by Mark F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋