Wife dreaming in the middle of d night suddenly shouts
"quick my husband is back".man gts up,jumps out d window & realises
"damn, i'm d husband"
2006-07-28 04:31:41 · 18 answers · asked by Devil M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO Both!
2006-07-28 04:36:32 · answer #1 · answered by todayillsee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have u heard this one yet??
One day three guys are at the gate of heaven and st. peter told them that only those who died in a horrible death could go in.
1st guy: I was working late a lots and suspected that my wife is having an affair. so i went back early one day & sure enuff!! she's lying naked in the bad wif a shock face! so i got all mad up and trying to look for the wife-stealer everywhr and finally there he is! hanging himself at the edge of the balcony!! i can't take it any more and i hit his fingers with the hammer until he falls all the way down!! but the bad sinner is still alive and trying to run away so i throw the fridge at him.. and after all this, i get a heart attack and died..
St. peter like the guy's story and let him in.
2nd guy: i was doing some yoga on the high floor balcony and i slip down to the floor below. but lucky enuf that i hold on the edge of the balcony and suddenly this mad guy come crashing out the door and hit my fingers with the hammer. after that i fall down and trying to run away but suddenly a fridge hit me and i m here.
St. peter let him in rite away. and there come's the 3rd one.
"i was hiding in the fridge...and........."
2006-07-28 11:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably both but i dont know if the wife is just having a strange dream or if that happened to the wife too.
funny joke lol
2006-07-28 12:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wife is quilty of cheating. because she is having the dream. man is guilty of cheating because he jumped so quick lmao cute! :)
2006-07-28 11:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by diannabishop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2006-07-28 11:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they both are: a guilty conscience needs no accusers
2006-07-28 11:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your english teacher is most guilty
2006-07-28 11:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean who's dumbo?
2006-07-28 11:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOTH! I like that one!!!
2006-07-28 11:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both lol
2006-07-28 11:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Azzin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋