Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front
of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.?
"You know, Harvey, "she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."?
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well.. there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
He never heard the shot. --
Silly or just plain stupid ...which one?
Funny comments score the big points!
Sharin' my smiles...
SmileyCat : )
2006-07-28 04:30:53 · 7 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LOVE IT!
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow?
2006-07-28 04:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Harvey should have stood up at the mirror himself and let Gladys observe him ....she would have seen a saggy droopy azz..his testicles all the way down to the floor ..his long droopy penis pointing downward and touching his toes...his nasty cigar in his mouth still there after 5 years...his droopy ear lobes that touch his shoulders and most of all his Bald head with ONE or TWO thin hairs sticking up in the middle of his head....LOL..Gladys owns a gun thats why he never heard the SHOT
2006-07-28 11:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it's funny and how mean of the husband lol hmmm i wonder what he sees in the mirror, if its something big round and pleasurable, its prolly the melon he's holding in his hands and i don't mean his wife's lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-28 12:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-07-28 11:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does it mean "he never heard the shot". it was very funny but i dont get that last thing there.
did you make it up? its very good.
2006-07-28 11:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by pshhhhhhhhlizzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of cute
2006-07-28 11:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Cute.......... :D Made my day. That was good. Did you write that yourself?
2006-07-28 11:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by diannabishop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋