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I love this one " If you believe in God and He exist then you are safe and if He doesn't exist you lose nothing" lol. I do believe in God I just don't believe in these lame reasons that people use to try and convince others to their way of thinking. What is the lamest line someone has given you? Whether it be an athiest or a believer tell me what they have said that gave you a giggle or made you scratch your head it wonder of their thought process.

2006-07-28 04:24:40 · 15 answers · asked by skippingsunday 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Jus me, I do have to say you made me giggle! I don't believe people need to change others. If all good things come from God then you must believe that all religions are good and right. I believe good and bad things come from us. We create our own reality. God doesn't get the credit or the blame. You just keep on being your sassy self! I love it! You make the world a better place! Seriously! Allow others to believe and live as they choose, just as you would like that same respect. No need to convert others to one way of thinking.

2006-07-28 04:36:46 · update #1

15 answers

My absolute favorite was "I'll be walking golden streets in heaven with Jesus, and laughing at you burning in Hell." Got me right to church! =0P

2006-07-28 04:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I think anyone that uses the Bible as justification that we should all believe their way is stupid. If somebody doesn't believe in God, why would hearing a quote from a book that means just as little change somebody's mind?

2006-07-28 11:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0 0

The crap about burning in hell if I don't believe in god. I mean what kind of loving vain god would punish someone eternally? Also, the crap about living in heaven. Why in the hell would I want to live in heaven? I've lived my life here on earth. What the hell would I do in heaven, drink cloud wine all day? Just not logical at all.

2006-07-28 11:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by Try You 2 · 0 0

There are so many, it's hard to choose... but a definite contender for the most stupid is the one that goes "look how perfect the world is, it must be made by god". Have they been living with their eyes and ears closed all their lives??

2006-07-28 11:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should believe the Bible, because the Bible is the Word of God, and the proof of that is "because the Bible says so."

That display of circular logic always makes me dizzy.

2006-07-28 11:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sex is bad for you, Men will ALWAYS be better than you, You are just a girl, You are a poor lost soul...let me help you find forgiveness...maybe god will forgive you.

All sorts of SILLY and idiotic crap like that.

2006-07-28 11:30:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"I do believe in God I just don't believe in these lame reasons that people use to try and convince others to their way of thinking"...from you............I DO BELIEVE IN GOD>>then you said LAME....all good things come from god.if its good then its god.

2006-07-28 11:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jus me 2 · 0 0

I was going to say pascal's wager then noticed that's what you think is the worst argument too...so, looks like we agree.

2006-07-28 11:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0 0

They've already been covered, but my favorite is:

"The bible is true because it says it is true."

followed by Pascal's wager and you will go to hell if you don't agree with me.

2006-07-28 11:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0 0

People telling me I will go to hell if I don't believe the same way they do...joke's on them...this IS hell!

2006-07-28 11:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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