He went to the doctor and asked him that . The Doctor said, I'm really stumped, I've never seen this before, What was the last thing you did before you noticed this? The man replied: All I was doing was sitting in my chair watching a Porno and eating Cheeto's
2006-07-28 04:14:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol 2 funny
2006-07-28 04:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by none 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Then there was the guy who went into the Doctor to see about the red ring around his Penis. "I have tried to wash it and sometimes it fades but it comes back every morning".
Over the next few weeks he tried multiple creams and pills but to no avail. Other that the red ring he was in perfect health. The Doctor told him to just watch and see if it gets any worse or spreads to come back because he was out of ideas.
Several months later the Doctor ran into the patient at a resturaunt. "Hows everything down there" he asked. the man replied "oh, I no longer have the ring problem any more, I cured it myself". "how did yo do that and what remedy did you use" the Doctor asked.
"Lipstick remover" was the reply.
2006-07-28 11:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he was a liberal on yahoo answers that had another Internet explorer window open to the picture of the bare-breasted sculpture of Hillary Clinton.
2006-07-28 12:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hiliarious keep on coming with those awesome jokes.
2006-07-28 11:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,I was eating Doritos.
2006-07-28 11:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if he eats rotten bananas?
2006-07-28 11:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by 7tween 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-28 11:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by Hope R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋