I made a bet that no matter how stupid my questions were, I would get at least 30 insane christians to answer me.
I WIN!!!!!
2006-07-28 04:09:11 · 25 answers · asked by kubrickian 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because many questions aren't just questions, but statements, & insulting statements at that! If someone asks "Why do Democrats hate blacks so much?" The basis of that question is an assumption that Democrats hate blacks. Then it's natural for all the Democrats to come out to defend themselves against that assumption.
Such is your question which included an assumption that Jesus had sex with his disciples. That is an offensive assumption that many felt the need to address.
BTW - Some times you may have gotten more than 30 answers to your stupid questions, but if you look back at the answers, several are from other "religion-haters" saying "go get'm", a few were from people saying "grow up", a few respectfully disagreed & only a few were from "insane Christians" who go rabid at any "anti-God" remark.
SO YOU LOSE!!!
2006-07-28 08:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Smart Kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe this is why:
"We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind
We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Ooh, Break Like The Wind."
Break Like the Wind by:Spinal Tap
~Sorry, I could not help myself.~
2006-07-29 09:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Saffron♥Daydream♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And we all made a bet that no matter the content, there will always be stupid questions.
WE WIN!!!!
Laugh Out Loud - I hope that you did. Have a lovely rest of the day.
2006-07-28 11:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's in the INSANE CHRISTIAN MANUAL that they have to "be heard by the sinner" or something. If not, an angel loses his wings and falls into the lap of a naked pedophile eating a pancake.
2006-07-28 11:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your religious affiliation? What is lacking in your private life, that you need to antagonize those poor Christians for fun? They can't help that they are weak-minded and misinformed. You're going to give them a brain aneurysm if you keep that up!
2006-07-28 11:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Tessa ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an insane Christians & i'm glad i helped you win , I'll go now and pray for your misguided soul,blessed be and praise the lord!
2006-07-28 11:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Wish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes u win, all who answer are not christians but believers of the Book always respect all religions and all prophets of God. those who answered, just want to show u the right path.
2006-07-28 11:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by crime_branch28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHRISTIANS ARE NOT INSANE!!!! I mean, um, yeah, uh, go get 'em atheist buddy! You will sure show them that they are not subject to the ALMIGHTY POWER OF HOLY GOD because you are all so smart and tricky. God this is hard. It's so hot in Cognito this time of year.
2006-07-28 11:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Takes all kinds doesn't it?
That's 2 points
2006-07-28 11:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We answer questions like this out of sheeeeeeeeer boredom!
2006-07-28 11:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋