He told me so, last night, while we were making sweet sweet love.
That's right, I have intercourse with God. I'm not gay, but, come on, it's God.
BTW, I'm the man in the relationship.
2006-07-28 03:57:47 · 33 answers · asked by kubrickian 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"He told me so..." "I'm the man..."
Dude, do you even look at these questions before you submit them?
2006-07-28 03:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you have two wonderful kids and a great wife if you come up with this?
Did they get the short end or what?
Section 8 has a first class ticket for you.
If you really seriously want to upset somebody look into a mirror. That way it's self fulfilling.
2006-07-28 04:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I pity you. You are hanging on the edge of commiting the unpardonable sin, and when you do that then it will be all over for you. You may want to back off a little. Before God scorns you.
2006-07-28 04:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out of here, you need help real bad.
I dont even feel sorry for a person like you with these kind of thoughts. Remember a day is coming when YOU WILL be held accountable.
Glad I am not you and have to face him for those remarks
2006-07-28 04:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by apostle1938 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just one of the many dumbass questions you've asked about religion and politics. I admit you have the right to free speech, but you've gone way past that and into the realm of a rude jackass that no one wants to talk to. Oh wait, maybe that's why you're so delusional!
2006-07-28 04:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ember 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
27 years old, two wonderful kids, a great wife. I hold two college degrees from Boston U. A bachelors in religious studies and a Masters in political science.
I think you lied... I think you are 12
2006-07-28 04:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Brenda. Either you're a child masquerading as an Adult, you have multiple personalities, or you're trying to test people and see what kind of answers they come up with, so you can use it in a thesis or something as sociological research.
2006-07-28 04:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Tessa ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
He is two-timing me with a cartoon charactor?
He is a naughty God and I will give him a good smiting next time I see him!
2006-07-28 04:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves all
2006-08-01 03:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by Rim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really know that God really does not have the hate attribute? Do you know that God really punish you without hating you?
2006-07-28 04:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by A K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In spite of the fact that you like to mock God, he still loves you. Why not grow up?
2006-07-28 04:00:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋