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You know, gay, but ruggedly, manly gay.

Or maybe he was a big flaming fairy.

2006-07-28 03:53:47 · 22 answers · asked by kubrickian 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

BLASPHEMY!

2006-07-28 03:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0 0

The quote is in the route of once you've the religion of a mustard seed, then you somewhat definately can say to this mountain, "flow" and it is going to. (paraphrased from memory). the concern is how do we make sure that how plenty faith mustard seeds have or is this promise speaking with reference to the size of a mustard seed (extremely small). yet after all, there has with suggestions from no skill been each and every individual interior the historic previous of hominids which have moved a mountain by using religion. Frankly, i do no longer imagine of that even a grain of sand has been moved by using religion. Edit: Jesus develop into continually clean (or a minimum of the authors of the Gospels were clean) at the same time as Jesus develop into telling a parable. when you're taking this as a metaphor, you're waiting to also ought to favor to take something Jesus stated as a metaphor. Edit: further, to be fairly clean about what Jesus stated, he did no longer in any way upload the diverse concern than that of having the religion of a mustard seed. He did no longer say "if god willed it". He did no longer say "if it develop right into a sturdy theory". He stated it ought to ensue, era.

2016-11-26 20:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by parenti 4 · 0 0

Extremely unlikely that he was "from Brokeback Mountain." If he was gay, he did a good job of hiding it from everyone in his life and especially the Pharisees. No one would have followed him because the culture of his day would not have accepted such from a spiritual leader. The Pharisees would have certainly used that against him. It is also unlikely, further, because his father inspired the writing of the Bible, and it is pretty clear that the Bible doesn't condone such behavior.

2006-07-28 04:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by kevinb49 2 · 0 0

That's a good question. He surrounded himself with 12 guys all the time, and, well, was the whole "kiss of death" thing necessary? Judas could've just pointed him out. Of course, since most Christians here=homophobes=closeted homosexuals, there'll probably be a huge outcry from the unthinking masses.

2006-07-28 04:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The better theory is, he married Mary Magdelane and they had children, hence creating the bloodline of Jesus Christ that the Catholic Church does not want to acknowledge.

2006-07-28 03:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Just suppose, for a half of a second, that you are mistaken, and that Jesus really IS God.
WOW, is God pissed at you right now??


You might want to go lie down by your dish, and give it a bit more thought......

2006-07-28 04:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just because Jesus is constantly trying to rearrange your small and limited brain box is no need to call names. He is trying to change you for the better.

http://www.mechanicsburgnewchurch.org

2006-07-28 03:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What an idiotic question. Jesus was not gay.

2006-07-28 03:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0 0

war mongerer maybe, that took on the cast outs and insane from the hills??? Other than that No!

2006-07-28 03:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by AZRAEL Ψ 5 · 0 0

Jesus couldn't be gay or have any homosexual feeling since he was a perfect, sinless man then he couldn't be homosexual. God Bless

2006-07-28 03:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Fictional characters can be anything. So I guess he coulda been a little BBM.

TFTP

2006-07-28 03:57:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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