yo mama's so stupid
2006-07-28 03:48:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
2006-07-28 03:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid
Yo momma’s so stupid, she makes blondes look smart.
Yo momma’s so stupid I told her I was going to get her Tommy HILL figure and she told me she already tried to lose weight.
Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?"
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.
Yo mama so stupid that when she took the Pepsi challenge she chose Jiff
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Boys II Men was a day care center.
2006-07-28 10:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When yo mama jumped in the missisippi river it caused hurracine KATRINA! yo mama so stupid she got in a fight with her shaddow! yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make-up her mind! yo mama so stupid when i asked to use her toilet she said pick a corner!
2006-07-28 10:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rated R Diva ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mice
2006-07-28 10:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by dale182 jerry only rules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, she likes this site www.wowomg.com ???
2006-07-28 10:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how rude
2006-07-28 10:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by daddys lil girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz im ur sister!!!!!!!!
2006-07-28 11:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋