Thanks for all the great advise from my last question...
I am gonna start smiting you all
The first thing I shall do is create some new commandments, those old ones are so stuffy...
Commandment number 11:
Though Shalt not fanny about with on a yacht
Can any of you lesser mortals think of any others I can include
2006-07-28 03:32:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thou shalt not stir another man's custard
Thou shalt give me 10 points
2006-07-30 03:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by redlens 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You should know that Moses followed a commandment...Thou Shalt not Lie....and you should have a better hobby than to waste time being ridiculous in front of others.
2006-07-28 10:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Frank 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better show yourself to a Hindo or Buddhist, let him decide who were you before. I assure you Moses will never be reincarnated. Their is no such thing as reincarnation. Moses will however be seen at the end of time with Jesus Christ and with Elijah before His appearance as Lord of Lords and King of Kings. Don't bother with additional commandments but you can make them and practice them on your own self.
2006-07-28 10:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st of alll... Im not a 'lesser mortal' Maybe Im mortal.. but certainly not lesser!!
k.. commandments..
btw - there was ALREADY an 11th commandment... love one another as i have loved you.. given by Jesus..
k.. so 12th) thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's new gadgets
13) thou shalt not disobey the commandments
14) thou shalt not use thy computer or handheld or pda or any other of thy sophisticatd gadgets to surf/dload porn
15) thou shalt not overuse thy privileges of free will to impose on others' free will
16) Thou shalt not misinterpret the bible or find loopholes to wrok around
17) Thou shalt not ban books like da vinci code to give them more popularity and publicity when they wuold have otherwise been obsolete n unheard of
2006-07-28 10:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jest21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
commandment no 12 do not bullshit unto others
commandment no 13 do not clone Moses
commandment no 14 do not believe the hogwash from the bible
commandment no 15 do believe hell is great better than heaven with all those nice christians
2006-07-28 10:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you! You shall be punished for your mockeries of the LORD. The time weill come when you cry out to God for help and you will choose to admit if there is a God or not. This will be true
2006-07-28 10:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moses did not wright the commandments God did.
But if you were Moses you already knew that, so I just proved you are not.
2006-07-28 10:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you have proved that you are a idiot.
I have a commandment for you:
Thou should shut the hell up or all the people should whoop your a$$!
2006-07-28 10:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 12: never ever listen to any christian, when they speak to you START SHOUTING!! or phone the police for backup.
I know its not really a good commandment but its still better than the first ten.
2006-07-29 10:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Tino 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you could part the seas and oceans so that i can drive to england and see my dad, flying is just too expensive with 4 kids in tow
2006-07-28 10:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋