I was driving on the Motorway when I looked over and saw a woman in a BMW doing 90 MPH with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a few seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over to my lane still working on her makeup.
I can tell you, it scared me so much that I dropped my battery shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand, ---- in the panic of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my mobile was knocked from my ear where it had been held by my shoulder and landed right in my coffee which was between my legs, --- the splash of hot coffee burnt 'Big Tom' and 'The Twins' so much that I screamed, letting my cigarette fall from my mouth ruining my best shirt ---- and disconnecting an important call.
BLOODY Women drivers !!!!
2006-07-28 03:30:03 · 12 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was my mascare actually....and your shirt wasn't that nice so I did you a favour really........;o]
2006-07-28 03:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dayum I had a 3-part thing in my jokes on women drivers! Oh and I got a few reminders, from them, of us at not our best! First thing no 2 women drive, look, kiss, cook or do anything else the same! And that's a very good thing! And if ya find two that do it even close; 1 is a pale imitation! 1 these days I'll find & post my Women Drivers here!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-28 03:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! like it!^^ In France we are saying (no longer me!!) : "Femme au volant , mort au tournant"!! something you ought to traduce like "female at wheeling , dying on the turn" (desire that's a solid translation!^^')
2016-10-01 04:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by nein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was you?Knew I shoulda took an alternate route that day!
2006-07-28 03:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats like men all they seem to do is pick there nose when driving
2006-07-28 03:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by bickerstaff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny funny i love how you had ... yeah lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-28 03:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tells us more about you men!
2006-07-28 03:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by davina b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
the silly bloody cow!!
2006-07-28 03:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by missnikid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Good joke! Good joke! LOL.
2006-07-28 04:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's old but still smiled. Thanks for the 2 points
2006-07-28 03:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋