You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
If you do not know, see answer below.
Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!
2006-07-28 03:02:56 · 8 answers · asked by Shamus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yawwwnn this joke is so old I fell off my dinosaur laughing the first time I heard it
2006-07-28 03:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Take this one.
Johnny was terrible at math he had flunked several times so his mother decided to put him in Catholic school. From the first day he came home went straight to his room and did his entire home work, this carried on for the rest of the year. At the end Johnny passed math with flying colours. His mother wanted to know what had inspired him. So she sat him down and asked him "Was it the strict rules?"
"No" he replied.
"Was it the encouragement of the nuns?"
"No" he replied.
"Then what was it?"
"That first day when I walked in and saw that guy hung up on the plus sign I knew they meant business!"
2006-07-28 03:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! I was going to say that you should call the Wal- Mart manager to unplug all of the machines! But you have a better answer!
2006-07-28 03:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by SwEeThEaRt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up, and land your flying saucer in the right planet, and be careful as to what you put in your coffee, because it is obvious that you are hallucinating.
2006-07-28 03:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by joytoy1963 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you the 1 who fwd this to my email last year some time lol
2006-07-31 10:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by yo mamma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah old riddle sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥
2006-07-28 03:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there
2006-07-28 03:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked that
2006-07-28 03:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋