2006-07-28 02:59:28 · 35 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You, sir, are an idiot.
2006-07-28 03:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great question....l
I think you might be right: I used to know with an athlete at Uni and he used to hump badgers all the time...
Luckily for the athletes the animals are all single and horny, it's something to do with the fact that all the men of religion seam to prefer small boys...
...I think Jesus must have said that it was okay to kiddle fiddle, I never read that part in the Bible but it must be there somewhere, as I do read about it allllll the time in the newspapers...can you tell me which page it is on again?
2006-07-28 03:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're kidding right?
I heard farm boys have sex with animals. Don't know any atheists that do. I also never read or heard of anything where Jesus said that, but you know that already, and you're just trying to drum up some anger and controversy on here. Have fun.
2006-07-28 03:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fromthe lost gospel of Mark.
Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God
I hope this helps.
2006-07-28 03:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by lifelover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, atheists do not have sex with animals...that's just gross. Where in the bible does it say Jesus said atheists have sex with animals?
2006-07-28 03:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perverts have sex with animals. There is a name for it but I'm not sure what it is. Other perverts are, Child Molesters, Rapist, Gays, Lesbians, As long as it is sex with the opposite sex of the same species its all good. I'm sure this will spark a fire with all the gays and lesbians and those that support them ( In the closet people). Now I am not saying Gays and Lesbians are child molesters I'm just saying you are Perverts.
2006-07-28 03:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by The Joker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a myth made up by someone...but then so is the character of Jesus...
2006-07-28 03:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't make up anything.
people who have sex with animals are called zoofiles and it's a known medical fact!
I doubt that all atheists have sex with animals, you can't prove anything with that and there's nothing religious or anti-religious about this "peculiar" preference.
2006-07-28 03:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by Foxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In view of the fact that humans are animals, yes it's most definitely true. I have sex with animals. Well, one animal actually - my wife - and her with me. All humans have sex with animals (except the ones who are completely celibate that is).
2006-07-28 03:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't make up any "myths". Most bestiality is committed by nasty, immature boys in rural areas who haven't even thought about religion.
2006-07-28 03:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an atheist. I screw kittens. It's true. Duh. Don't you read your bible? It's not sexual though. I just want to steal those kittens' soul. Yes, Jesus has imparted another truth on you. We atheists are beastial, he really did walk on water, and he beat death. Wow, Jesus is cool! If only that S.O.B. could tap dance! What a king of kings! Praise zoophilia!
2006-07-28 03:07:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋