I have a website: www.xanga.com/what_does_God_look_like. I have been developing a library for all levels of faith. It is sooooo important to have a sense of humor - especially when there is stress, depression or some form of illness. I would like for you to leave a short comment here on Yahoo but post your answer on my website. The best effort will receive a best answer - oh yeah, and many blessings!!!!
2006-07-28 02:14:28 · 7 answers · asked by lead2jesus 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The website didn't show well... my xanga screen name is what_does_God_look_like.
2006-07-28 02:15:15 · update #1
a lady went to a local pet shop. She browsed around for a while and saw a beautiful parrot. She told the owner of the store that she just had to have the parrot. The owner said, "Oh, I can't let you have that parrot." The lady insisted. The owner said, "I'm sorry I can't let you have that parrot. It lets out the worst profanity you could ever image." The lady said, "That's OK. I will train it." The owner finally gave in and sold the parrot.
The lady, with great excitement, takes her new parrot home. She gets the parrot's cage all set up and puts the parrot in the cage. After the parrot checks out its new home, it lets out the worst profanity that you could ever imagine. The lady says, "I'm going to teach you an important lesson." She then takes the parrot out of the cage and puts it into the freezer for a few minutes.
After she takes the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot rubbing its wings says, "I have just one question for you. What did the turkey in there say?"
2006-07-28 02:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by DesignR 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:
"Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above:
"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
2006-07-28 02:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean jokes:
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cuz 789
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
in case they get a hole in one
Why didn't they make 2) yogi bears?
cuz they made a boo-boo
2006-07-28 02:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by desire4reallove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
2006-07-28 02:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, Buddy. Why the long face?"
2006-07-28 02:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by canela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him."
2006-07-28 02:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with Religion?
2006-07-28 02:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋