where are my fun answers?

Answer 1

Where are my fun questions??

Answer 2

I dunno, where are my fun questions?
These are my favorite fun answers.

When somebody slips or falls:
"Did you have a nice trip, Grace?"
Or
"Have you had much practice walking?"

When somebody tells you to do something that is stupidly obvious, such as telling you to run from a fire.
"Brilliant strategy, thanks, Napoleon!"

When some dumb-butt or stoner gives you something really lame that they believe only they would have been smart enough to notice, such as telling you your hair is probably red because your mom's hair is also red:
"Gee, I dunno, Einstein, sounds pretty near-fetched to me!"

When my girlfriend is threatening to smack me playfully:
"Yeah, baby! Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!"

When you're having fun watching a comedy or playing a game and some butt-hole keeps ruining it by taking it way too seriously:
"To hell with the parade, let's just watch the elephants F@#$!"

Those are some of my favorite fun answers.

Answer 3

I dont know what u r looking for....but go through this joke and have fun.....

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."

"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."

"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."

"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."

"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted.

Answer 4

I've been looking all over for them and I can't find them either!!!
"Don't worry about the end of the world today --- it's already tomorrow in Australia"
Not funny but kind of makes you think (a little) LOL

Answer 5

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Get the Crazy Frog ringtone now. hahahaahaa u gave no question so i gave u a fun answer.

Answer 6

2 points!

Answer 7

how can you tell a difference between a elephant and a banana?
If you try to pick it up off the ground, but it won't budge, it could be probably be an elephant or it could just be a heavy banana.

Answer 8

MK should totally get the 10 points.reall funny joke

Answer 9

They went out with the baby in the bathwater

Answer 10

linda deserves the 10 points!