Explorers Carruthers and Dewhurst are ambushed by cannibals and wake up in a cooking pot.
"They haven't lit it yet, Dewers old man, I believe we are marinating"
"I think I know how we can get out of this, Carruthers old chap, my diary tells me there's an eclipse later today. I'll tell them that if they don't let us go, we will make the world dark forever".
Later, the chief inspects the two captives.
"Chief, what time are you going to start cooking?"
"Oh, about 16.00. Just after the eclipse"
2006-07-28
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