Heres one to get yah goin..
Mary mary quite contrary
trim that puxxy
it is so darn hairy
lmao
2006-07-28 01:44:50 · 8 answers · asked by gorgeoushunk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ffs..I meant..give us a few of yours lol.
2006-07-28 01:49:26 · update #1
hahahaha..... lol
this one is for you.... check it out....
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."
"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."
"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."
"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."
"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."
"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."
"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
2006-07-28 02:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a rhyme from years ago when I was still in junior school......
Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was so silly
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by its
Willy was a bulldog
Lying in the grass
Along came a bee
And stung its little
Ask no questions
tell no lies
Did you ever see a policeman
messing with his
Flies are dirty
Fleas are worse
This is the end
Of my little country verse.
Well you did ask........
2006-07-28 11:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told it was so
He replied, "Yes I know,
"But I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can"
2006-07-28 01:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Colin S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, did you hurt yourself thinking that one up?
2006-07-28 01:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any way back on the ranch
2006-07-28 01:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by steven_j_richards2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmm great
2006-07-28 01:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhhh.....haha??
2006-07-28 01:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by shraishra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very good!......................... hum..............................................
2006-07-28 02:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by eandsuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋