2006-07-28 01:26:44 · 12 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no, they fly in glease, just rike bacon and egg
2006-07-28 01:31:44 · update #1
About the same time that monkeys fly out of my butt and hell freezes over.
2006-07-28 01:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apparently there are many instances when pigs can fly but they never seem to. I know just last week I said damn I wish I win the lottery today and the guy behind the counter said yeah when pigs fly. So apparently if I win the lottery they will fly. Now I just need to figure out how to strap that jet engine on the back of a pig and I'll be all set.
2006-07-28 08:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few minutes after you throw them out of the plain.
2006-07-28 08:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by siroandi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right after their helium injections.
2006-07-28 10:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you shoot them out of a cannon.
2006-07-28 08:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't.The earth sinks.
2006-07-28 10:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u think u can fly (hahahahaha)
2006-07-28 08:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by hell on high 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they are high? for example on drugs or alcohol or something?
2006-07-28 08:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u r sleeping and dreaming
2006-07-28 08:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Gabs ban 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after they unzip their trousers and pee
2006-07-28 08:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋