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He'd say "Hey Olmert, I can see your house from up here!"

2006-07-28 01:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Assuming you are referring to His second coming (He is alive, just not physically present at the moment), He would tell them they should have believed in Him, but that now it is too late, and the tribulation has started.

If he were to send an angel on his behalf to coun sel them regarding the current crisis, he would probably remind them that they are God's chosen people, and that they should seek Him for answers on how best to proceed.

A couple of relevant bible verses for ya:
"There is a way that seem right unto a man, but in the end, leads to destruction."
"Trust in the LORD with all your heart; and lean not unto your own understanding."

2006-07-28 01:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by raci_tracey 2 · 0 0

if jasus will alive today the the israile goverment would tell him that, enough jesus u keep quit and instead of u bush with us. no need to worry.

2006-07-28 01:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by luis r 1 · 0 0

The question is incorrect...He is alive today, and quite active in many people's lives.

2006-07-28 01:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by BowtiePasta 6 · 0 0

ok here it goes this is Jesus's speech.

Fellow brothers and my friends, why, why do we have so much blood shed, (whhooooooooosssssssshhhh in the back ground) BOOM!!!!! Oh crap why did we loan Jesus that UN hat....

2006-07-28 01:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by The King of All Answerer's 4 · 0 0

Jesus is very much alive, thank you very much.

2006-07-28 01:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by odandme 6 · 0 0

The same thing He told them the last time, that He is Messiah.

2006-07-28 01:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

To stop their bull and give Arabs their land back

2006-07-28 01:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by Yaz 3 · 0 0

He'd say "You better not put me up on that f'ing cross again! Stupid Jews."

2006-07-28 01:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well he himself would not be able to say anytihng looking at the people

2006-07-28 01:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by Nidhi S 1 · 0 0

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