If you found a balding monkey that was infused with magic and that gave you 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

Question

Obviously you can't wish for more wishes because that would infuriate the monkey and it would urinate on your shirt and run away.
Also the monkey doesn't understand the concept of money, so that lame choice is also vetoed.

Answer 1

for peace and harmony for myself and those around me
for healing for those who need it
and a wig for the monkey

Answer 2

I'd pray for deliverence for the monkey in Jesus name, the magic is clearly demonic, then the monkey would probably get it's hair back. I wouldn't make three wishes. The words you speak out of your mouth bring life or death. We are created in God's image.

Answer 3

1. Infinate magical power.
2. An abundent amout of intelligence.
3. Some new shoes.

(I don't like these old ones >.<)

Answer 4

merely the different to stephanie F; that lets completely remove the conception of a staggering being. Later: i do no longer favor to betray any superstition on my area as i'm no longer superstitious yet wishing ought to correctly be risky. remember The Monkey's Paw.

Answer 5

1. To unbreak my heart.
2. To give me the musical prowess of Frank Zappa.
3. To let me know the reason for being.

Answer 6

1. To stop the loneliness and boredom and misery
2. To allow me to experience love again
3. To have my work published

Answer 7

1.Enlightenment for all
2.A healed Earth
3.Technology without aggression

Answer 8

1. to get rid of my procrastination/ lazyness
2. to make me a genious
3. and to give me a camcorder

Answer 9

1) for my hubby to get a better job
2) for me to get pregnant
3) for my family to be happy and successful