Here are mine...
''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''
''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''
''Man who run behind car get exhausted''
''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day''
''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.''
''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok''
''Man with one chopstick go hungry.''
''Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.''
''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.''
''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!''
''Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.''
''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.''
''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.''
''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.''
''Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!''
''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!''
2006-07-28 00:43:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
''It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.''
''Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!''
''Man who sit on tack get point!''
''Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!''
''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.''
''He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.''
''Man who farts in church sits in own pew.''
''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''.
''Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
“It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on!”
2006-07-28 00:43:22 · update #1
man who run in front of car soon get tired.
2006-07-28 00:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by hogsrule 2 · 9⤊ 5⤋
man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
never swat a fly off of friends head with ax
2006-07-28 11:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger!
2006-07-28 07:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who stick d*ck in peanut butter is f***ing nuts
2006-07-28 08:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
2006-07-28 10:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by trident1200 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People in glass houses shouldn't play naked twister!!
2006-07-28 07:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He say shouldn't cook meat and pea in the same pot ...
2006-07-28 08:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what I was going to say!
2006-07-28 07:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's loads of them. Try this site...
2006-07-28 08:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woman who flys upside down has crack-up.
2006-07-28 07:54:28 · answer #10 · answered by drewwers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe so funny!!! can u make some more jokes?
2006-07-28 08:03:58 · answer #11 · answered by angel r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋