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Question

Post a joke and best joke get 10 points... here goes mine.

Working On The Fourth Husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Answer 1

hahahahah......lol...good one
check this one too...

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."

"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."

"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."

"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."

"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted.

Answer 2

LMAO!!!!
ok here's mine

a little kid is on the sidewalk of a really really busy street and he's chanting '3 672, 3 672....' a blonde comes up to him and says 'why are you saying that?' and the little kid says 'because its fun, wanna try?' and the blonde says 'yeah!!'
the little kid instucts the blonde to stand in the middle of the street and chat 3 672. the blonde does this, and immeadetely gets run over. then the little kid starts to chant again, but this time, he chanted ;3 673, 3673...'

Answer 3

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How in the world do you breathe through that?"

There was this three-legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "who shot my paw?!"

There was these two muffins sitting in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Boy, it's hot in here, isn't it?" The other muffin turns around and says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Sorry my best jokes are long....lol

Answer 4

two nuns driving down a dark road. suddenly a nosferatu leaps out in front of their car.

nun 1: Quick, sister. Show him you're cross
nun 2: (sticks her head out the window screaming)
Get out the road you stupid git!

Answer 5

Sounds funny to me.

Answer 6

okay here goes mine- what to you call two potatoes standing on a street corner? i da hoes

Answer 7

lol awesomely awesome lol check ya later ♥

Answer 8

cute

Answer 9

punny