Lets see what happens when everone add there bit......................
one day jack woke up with a big smile on his face and..................................................................................
2006-07-27 22:04:11 · 13 answers · asked by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day Jack woke up with a big smile on his face and...Jill went up the hill to fetch his bucket of water. In his bed, laid little plain Jane, who said, "Jill's gone!"
Jack's smile faded, his jaw dropped and his heart sunk. "Why, oh why, I didn't go up the hill to fetch a bucket of water?! And I didn't fall down and break my crown?! So how could she come tumbling after?" Jack asked.
Jane stood up, amazed at Jack's poor memory, "You damn jackass, you bedded me last night!"
2006-07-27 22:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by citrusy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
...the police barged into his lovely home and accidentally shot him and the whore he picked up the night before who gave him such sexual satisfaction that made him smile when he woke up. The case was later filed as that of accidental discharge on a mistaken identity. The police lived happily ever after.
2006-07-27 22:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his smile quickly faded
where was he?
the room was locked, the only things in the room, were guns, the bed in which he was laying and a big hole in the wall
picking up a gun, Jack went through the hole and fell into a pit
it smelt funny, realising that it was dog urine, he vomited
*oooh lets do that again* he thought *i could make a new food*
whoo hoo
a freaky extract, slightly altered from my story created by me and my friend vijdan
our story was weird, trust me
2006-07-27 22:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by lilmissgrunger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actual? It feels like an ad to promote there made-in-china merchandise. experience sorry for the actors alongside with Tom Hanks, they might want to be in something extra ideal than being dragged into sequel after sequel. One Toy tale movie replaced into sufficient.
2016-10-15 07:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by maget 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jumped out of bed. He showered, got dressed, and heard the horn honking in the driveway as he ran down the stairs. He kissed his Mom goodbye, as he swiped the bacon off her breakfast plate, and rushed out the door. Hopping into Chad's car, he handed Chad one of the pieces of bacon, and said, "Mom says, 'hi'."
Chad waved at Jack's Mom, who was shaking her fist at Jack from the window.
Jack asked, "Whatcha wanna do today?" Chad shrugged.
2006-07-27 22:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Discovered that a giant beanstalk had mysteriously grown and was protruding from under his sheets.
2006-07-27 22:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this sexy brunette sashaying down the sidewalk in a mini skirt. They slowly passed her and she winked and he felt a magical jump in his....
2006-07-27 22:19:47 · answer #7 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
n the bone in his mouth fell down
2006-07-27 22:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAID TO HIS MOTHER THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME A NICE SET OF DENTURE'S
2006-07-28 08:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some cat whacked him down and he died.
2006-07-27 22:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋