Mighty Mouse
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bul
2006-07-27 21:50:02 · 14 answers · asked by anti_money 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The ending is
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
2006-07-27 21:55:35 · update #1
Corny!
2006-07-27 21:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad.
Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?"
Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man."
Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
"Don't be so silly", Sally said, "I know that. I went in the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
"So, how's that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz.
Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
2006-07-27 22:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad....hahahaha....
here is one for you.... check it out..
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down...and saw her husband was holding a device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
2006-07-28 02:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of those jokes where the punchline is the fact that there is not actually a punch line. Right? It's dry but I think it would fly in England!
2006-07-27 21:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Sandwich Slayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, daring even, a bit on the weird side. I like it.
2006-07-27 22:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're doing great there for awhile. Where's the rest of the story!???
2006-07-27 21:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you that was awesome!!! Loved it!
(I got the punchline).
2006-07-27 21:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice nice lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 23:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
cool man
2006-07-27 22:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good made me laugh
2006-07-27 21:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by pink dolphin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋