There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep.
As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up, and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"
The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper.
He asked his wife where the farmhand was, and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries, and he ran like hell!"
2006-07-27 21:29:18 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Kassandra R,
Please take note that the people are not laughing at the joke as of right now, they are really laughing at you. Your momma dresses you funny and your breathe smells like feet so please try your best to hold your breathe for a couple of minutes until you pass out, that would be greatly appreciated, also this question was not as dumb as you look
2006-07-27 21:39:40 · update #1
Dear angel,
you are so funny... funny looking, so as i open this letter i must say that today i made a mini sculpture of you in the bathroom, it looks so much like you! Then funny part is you smell like butt
2006-07-27 21:41:37 · update #2
Dear Chandru M,
Yes you are getting old as my brother who is younger than i got it, Please take note that the farmhand was french and the farmer fried the sheep thus "sheep fries" the farm hand was afraid of being killed because they were having "french fries" please take careful note, as i will not be explaining it again and it is rare that i explain them at all. Please have a nice day and don't forget where you live, that wouldn't be a good thing if you forgot now huh?
2006-07-28 00:16:29 · update #3
Oui Oui amour
2006-07-27 21:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Pacman35 3 · 15⤊ 9⤋
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2016-11-03 04:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by saturnio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i'll do the same if i were the farmhand
2006-07-27 21:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-07-27 21:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by jquasimodot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um is this the part when i am supposed to laugh?
2006-07-27 21:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cassie210 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be getting old I guess...I dont get it!
2006-07-27 21:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by Chandru M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love ur joke! yay!
2006-07-27 21:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheeheeheehee that was funny.
2006-07-27 21:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tas a joke...really..
2006-07-27 21:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute!
2006-07-27 21:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋