2006-07-27 21:26:14 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-27 21:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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Youve got Male!
2006-07-28 05:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were a 80 year old couple banging against a fence, with their arms and legs going all over the place, they stopped, the old lady says my goodness darling you never banged me that hard 50 years ago, the old man replies, yes but darling that wasnt an electric fence 50 years ago!!!
2006-07-30 10:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jovigirl05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little duck walks into a drug store and goes to the pharmacist counter.
Upon seeing the little duck the pharmacist asks can I help you?
The little duck replies, can I have a tube of chap stick?
The Pharmacist gets a tube of chap stick and places it on the counter and asks the little duck will that be cash or charge?
The little duck replies would just put it on my bill for me.
2006-07-28 04:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by robert w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your county and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"
Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.
"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
2006-07-28 04:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. My life is a joke.
2006-07-28 04:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the man threw the clock out the window?
because he wanted to see time fly!
2006-07-28 04:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Cassie210 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats eighty years old and smells of ginger? -Fred Astaires c**k
2006-07-28 06:19:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you know motorbikes were written about in the bible?
and lo! moses came down upon his triumph.
2006-07-28 05:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by lefang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this brash american is in ireland and he see's this old farmer boy. he says "**** boy is this your spread" old farmer says "yup, all 20 acres all mine". brash american says "how many catlle you got?" farmer boys points to 2 cows in the feild and says"jus dem der". brash american retorts amazed "holy **** boy it would take me a week to drive out to my nearest field" old farmer boy says "yep, i had a car like that once"
2006-07-31 05:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋