After his 'resurection', while in his resurected body,he apparently ate food.
Acts 1: 4 "On one occasion, while he was eating with them, he gave them this command"
My question...... after Jesus supposedly ascended, did he have to go to the toilet?
If not, what happened to his food?
How do christians deal with this problem(besides ignore it)
AC 1:9 After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight
Was there a toilet in the cloud?
I am interested to see the many different types of answers christians have for this one.
2006-07-27 21:21:03 · 13 answers · asked by CJunk 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is just a totally ridiculous question. Where do you people come up with this stuff?!
2006-07-27 21:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol he doesn't seem to have hung about in physical form for terribly long after eating, so the human digestive process wouldn't have been far advanced when he went back up and got rid of the whole "physical body" thing - it was sooo three days ago! - returned to non-corporeal form and got done with the whole messy business of human life. So probably no toilets on clouds, no matter how often it feels like the angels are crapping on us!
lol - not a Christian myself by the way.
2006-07-28 04:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the 1st century.. toilet don't inveted like in India or Mayan.. there even no toilet knowledge (than now) in that day...
When he resurected he want to take a SMALL (pee).. But in he already called and pee in the journey..
the bible said.. when he disappear and resurect... there were a rain!! It could be Jesus Pee!!
Yieks!!
2006-07-28 05:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by Goban Gabin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You should read the Gospel according to Biff (Christ's childhood friend). Written by Christopher Moore, the book is called Lamb. Very funny stuff. Might shed light on your toilet question.
Excerpt available at link below...
2006-07-28 04:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by hrh_gracee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe no authors of the Holy Bible will dare to write about Lord Jesus going to the washroom. It's up to our conscience to believe the unseen circumstances! Lord Jesus is Holy and He can live without taking any food for 40 days!
2006-07-28 04:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While I cannot give you chapter and verse, I do not believe we
will need the toilet in our resurrected bodies. I believe we will
eat food, but not for energy, but for service unto the Lord.
Don't forget our resurrected bodies will have flesh and bone
but not blood.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
2006-07-28 04:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah.. this is the best question I have read so far..
I think he had not time to pee, and is still searching for a toilette.
Otherwise he came down since then to explain all the radical so called "Christians", that they have miss understood him and his father....
2006-07-28 04:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by answer-o-mat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read your Bible! It states clearly that Jesus was attended by angels bearing toilet paper and hand dryers.
2006-07-28 04:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by ElderStud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! You sick son of a bit*h! Is this what u think of all day? Then maybe we shud get togther!
2006-07-28 04:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by abc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a spiritual being at that time, so while spirit, no, he didn't. Yes, he could take flesh form and he ate, but going to the toilet is a human function, so it's just common sense that as long as he stayed in flesh, he'd have to go, but as spirit, he would not. The "was there a toilet in the cloud?" part of your question is just.....stupid.....sorry to offend, if I did.
2006-07-28 04:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by save_up_your_tears 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not mentioned in the bible. I don't know of any other sources.
2006-07-28 04:27:25 · answer #11 · answered by rexski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋