2006-07-27 20:42:15 · 7 answers · asked by D... K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.
Now, would someone please give him a ******** so we can impeach him?
2006-07-27 21:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Balcony
Richard & June decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot." he shouted.
A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by!"
A few moments later ... "Looks like the Anderson's have company!" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike ... !"
"The Coopers are having sex !!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed !!!
Dad cautiously asked "How do you know they are having sex ??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a popsicle too."
2006-07-28 17:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this one....
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down...and saw her husband was holding a device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
2006-07-28 09:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil'Johnny does it again
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-07-28 04:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a Q&A portion of a beauty contest a blonde was asked.
Question: What is your motto in life?
There was a long pause before she answered. Her friend near the stage tried to help by whispering.." Time is gold.. Time is gold..." then she quickly replied.
Blonde: Chinese gold!!!
2006-07-28 04:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dennis T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2006-07-28 03:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If girls with big teets work at hooters, why don't girls with one leg work at IHOP?
2006-07-28 03:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋