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Foul flatulence might be avoided?

2006-07-27 20:31:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

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no, you have to use Altoids. YEEEEEOSA!

2006-07-27 23:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 3 2

Only if you enjoy the minty fresh feeling. Unfortunately, inserting Certs into your rectum would have about the same effect as spraying sickeningly, flowery-scented air "freshener" after hatching a massive dump. There would still be that sh!t smell, but just masked over.

2006-07-28 11:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

No. Farts smell bad because of all the digestion and fermentation of food that is passing through your digestive tract. You'll just have Certs stuck in your butt.

2006-07-28 03:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by miss fitness superfox 2 · 0 0

If you stuck Certs up there, they might get stuck. Unfortunately, farts would smell the same.

2006-07-28 03:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by Ifeelyourpain 4 · 0 0

I don't think that would help, don't stick a cert up your butt. Why do people ask these crazy questions?? LOL, better yet why do we answer them??

2006-07-28 03:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by dedee 2 · 0 0

We can only hope the'd smell minty fresh, How about you lick you *** tho, and tell us if they taste minty fresh, or taste like ****.

2006-07-28 03:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by angelw/brkwingcrookedhalo 3 · 0 0

You will have a minty, rotten egg smelling fart.

2006-07-28 03:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Robert Y 1 · 0 0

No. That mint would become farty foul. Plus it'd probably sting like a mofo.

2006-07-28 03:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by thefunofitall 2 · 0 0

dude, the only way to find out is to stick your nose up your butt, or better yet, stick your whole head up inside. cheers!

2006-07-28 03:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm with TurtleGirl! (ouchy!)

2006-07-28 10:31:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

try it and get back to me, I have wondered the same.

2006-07-28 13:07:54 · answer #11 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0 0

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