To shave your pubic hair? After all you are killing millions of innocent cells. I know for a fact Jesus shaved his pubes.
2006-07-27 20:28:51 · 25 answers · asked by John D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know for a fact Jesus did it because I am Jesus... Well, I could be. Wouldn't that be creepy. A sick bastard like me is your savior. And, now people will get all pist because I claim to be Jesus. That is why Jesus will never come back. No one would believe him... Plus the fact Jesus isn't the son of god would pose a problem to him coming back.
2006-07-27 20:38:31 · update #1
the savior told me in a personal conversation that he also had to shave the crack of his a$$. if he didn't he gets fecal matter matted up in his asshair. this also caused brown stains on his robes. definitely a turn off with the babes. i don't CARE who you are.
2006-07-27 20:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is the son of God and will be back soon to get us
i will LOVE that day
spending the rest of my life with the God who is always with me
impossible not to
Nope you are not Jesus
No it is not a sin to shave anything
You dont know if Jesus shaved
Go to bed
2006-07-28 03:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by 0110010100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been reading "the rights of the uncloned?"
Yeah, that's the interesting arguement. If spilling seed is the destruction of "potential life" then clipping your nails will be the destruction of potential life once we have the power to make clipped nails become fully developed human beings. Course, the arguement could be made that "only life created naturally is valid" but then you'd get into this weird situation where christians opposed to cloning are allowed to hate clones, and that's just not right: they're thinking living people just like the rest of us right? That's just racism, but not. It's clonism.
2006-07-28 03:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know He drove a Honda but His Father drives a Volkswagen. These things have been revealed to me.
For it is rightly said that
"All His disciples were in one accord."
And,
"When the Lord closes a door, He opens a little window." Everyone knows you have to do that on a Volkswagen. Fact is, if Ted Kennedy had driven a VW, he would have been President today.
So there you are. BTW, straight edge or safey blade?
2006-07-28 03:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u a going to far. I would have prefered u to unmention Jesus in ur question. Well it depends on why u shaved it. A man who wants to undergo an operation and require his pubic hair shaved would not object.
2006-07-28 03:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by mikejolyemsegun2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made God sorry that He had ever created man. The world is in a sad state of affairs when people say and act they way they do. You will be held accountable for everything out of your mouth on judgement day. Be careful.......
2006-07-28 03:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you playing with his special area as he was taking your hubcaps?
Was your cat throwing up the shaved pubic hair?
maybe it was Jesus deficating from inside your cat the otherday!
2006-07-28 03:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by happymrzot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick puppy Go lick on a fire hydrant and get some self respect back. You need a hobby. Get a life.
2006-07-28 03:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know that 'for a fact'? Also, who told you that was a sin? That sounds like crap to me. If it is, don't shave your face for the same reason.
2006-07-28 03:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Spike Spiegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who told you that Jesus did - or are you talking about a Jesus who stole someones Hub Cap ?
Well I don't think it is a SIN.
2006-07-28 03:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop thinking of yourself as a sick bastard, and you'll start to get a decent life! (and you won't feel the need to try and shock people into noticing you!)
2006-07-28 03:48:12 · answer #11 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋