A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress
asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the
same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That
will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the
exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a
coke."
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be
$10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like
all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the
exact amount?"
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty
lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the
waitress. "What did you wish for?"
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount
would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a
million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the
man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."
2006-07-27 20:16:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.... good one...
check this one too......
A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout.
After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at that moment he remembered that he needed some condoms. Not wanting to line up again he said to the girl "Oh I meant to buy some condoms but forgot"
"Do you know what size you are?" she asked. "No," he replied.
"OK drop your pants and I'll tell you what size you are".
The guy then, not being the shy type, drops his trousers and the girl has a feel with her hand and then says in the microphone "1 packet of large condoms to aisle 3 please", he pulls up his trousers, the condoms are brought to him and he pays his bill and goes on his way. Another male customer sees this and thinks he'd like to have this nice girl fondling his prick and so says the same thing to the girl.
A similar course of events takes place, only this time after having a feel she says "One packet of medium sized condoms to aisle 3 please", the condoms are then brought to him and he pays the bill and goes on his way. Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 15 year old boy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine. "I'd like to buy some condoms please, but I forgot" he says.
"Do you know what size you are?" she asked. "No," he replied. "OK, I'll check. Whoops, mop and bucket to aisle 3 please!"
2006-07-28 02:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahaha funny
2006-07-27 20:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah yeah heard it before check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 23:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! That was a unique one. I'll be sure to pass it along. :)
2006-07-27 20:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by mushykins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's the dumbest $hit i've ever heard.
2006-07-27 20:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bro... I need a smile but can't get anywhere...
2006-07-28 23:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-07-27 20:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats freaking funny..i like that
2006-07-27 20:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by whitetrash666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ok I laughed. good job
2006-07-27 20:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Smokeahontis© 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
very very very funny
please tell me more such jokes
2006-07-27 20:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋