A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress
asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the
same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That
will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the
exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a
coke."
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be
$10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like
all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the
exact amount?"
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty
lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the
waitress. "What did you wish for?"
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount
would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a
million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the
man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."
2006-07-27 20:03:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized.
"I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "Due to poor connectivity with the seventh dimension. But I'll give you three off-the-shelf gifts for releasing me: a potion to cure ill health, a very large diamond, and a dinner date with a famous movie star. By tomorrow afternoon, you will have received all these gifts."
When John returned home from work the next evening, he excitedly asked his mother if anything had been delivered.
"Yes," she replied. "It's been an unusual day. At 2 pm, a 55 gallon drum of chicken soup arrived. About a half-hour later, a telegram came saying that a long-lost relative had left you a minor-league baseball stadium. Ten minutes ago, MGM called, inviting you to dinner with Lassie tonight."
2006-07-27 21:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2015-02-24 05:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha so much for getting what you asked for
2006-07-27 20:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by b4utell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool man
i mean cool baby
2006-07-27 20:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2006-07-27 20:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by neverhadaname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I like it
2006-07-27 20:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...
2006-07-27 20:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by jensky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duh didn't you already post this w/e
2006-07-27 23:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋