Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well,God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
2006-07-27 19:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, yeah, but the truth is God is perfect, he has no definite shape, sex, he does not look like us. I used he becoz it's a unversal gender
2006-07-27 19:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day.
It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!" Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student.
She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom."Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"
2006-07-27 21:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't even funny the first million times I heard it!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-07-28 03:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad. I do remember when Michael was black.
2006-07-27 19:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-27 23:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not ur joke
i know this joke from years
so ur the the one to invent it
2006-07-27 21:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2006-07-31 16:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by cndnchop75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL LMFAO LMAO!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL~!!!!!!@!#@!#@#@$#$#%#
2006-07-27 19:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-07-29 17:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-07-27 19:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋