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if he has his eyes shut

2006-07-27 19:50:18 · 26 answers · asked by Denis G 1 in Sports Martial Arts

26 answers

Gosh, you people are all such horses asses.

Steven Seagal is a very accomplished Aiki-doka. His martial arts skills are legitimate. He studied in Japan for many years. Chuck Norris studied martial arts for about a year before he was "given" a black belt. Any knowledgeable martial artist can watch a film like Above the Law and see that Seagal's techiniques are quite real, whereas all Chuck Norris ever does in his films are basic punches and kicks that anyone could learn in 4-5 weeks.

Bruce Lee, on the other hand, was a great and legitimate martial artist, but in their primes, Seagal probably outsizes him by 75 lbs and and over a foot in height and probably 6+ inches in reach, so I'd put my money on Seagal.

Also, Seagal could probably buy and sell all of you 10 times over, so he'd probably just pay someone to kick all your butts.

2006-07-30 18:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Chuck Norris

2006-07-28 03:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Chris F 6 · 0 0

Anybody with a box of doughnuts.

And Chuck Norris

2006-07-28 00:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Sensei Rob 4 · 0 0

Maybe Jet Lee

2006-07-27 19:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mobidus Lee 3 · 0 0

Jean Claude Van-Damme and The Rock can whoop his honkeyass!

2006-07-27 20:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by bw_soto 1 · 0 0

First of all you spelled his name wrong (Seagal). Second, Bruce Lee was and will always be the best, who could beat anybody.

2006-07-29 03:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by C W 2 · 0 0

Any man. The only people he can beat up are women, just ask his ex wife. I can't stand wife beaters. I hope the bastard rots in hell!

2006-07-27 19:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

A Cerebral Palsy kid with one arm in a wheel chair.

2006-07-28 02:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jet Li, Van Damn, Jackie Chan, my 3yrs old son. Hell anyone he doesn't do anything. Hell he doesn't have to shut his eyes. He's bad with them open.

2006-07-27 20:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by virginia_gaskin 2 · 0 0

Bruce Lee. It is almost universally accepted that he was the best.

2006-07-27 19:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by billybetters2 5 · 0 0

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