my brother is always a real jerk to me. I try to make him pay but i always get blamed. I am wondering anyways big or small i can do to my 14 year old brother. but stuff he cannot trace back to me. don't say its wrong because he deserves it. please help.
2006-07-27 19:45:53 · 21 answers · asked by taylorgoehle 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
put him on a online dating service..
2006-07-27 19:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by channille 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
since PC's have history ( Record were youve been) heres what ur gonna do. First you HAVE to arange a sleepover, then you gotta pretend your asleep before everyone else that means your mom your dad friends and brother. Also, you might be laying there for a long time, so keephaving your firends PRETEND to wake u up. Now, this will not work if ur brother goes to bed before your mom and dad. but after everyones asleep, with your brother going to bed last, make sure your mom and dad know that he was on last. Sneak over to the computer and find the most indescribable trechorius, dark, racist, even porno, sites that you can find, but makesure they get registerd into the history. now after all that really go to sleep. And wait. Next morning come onto the computer again and "accidentaly" stubble upon the history records. When you find the sites call for your mom or dad, and watch your plan unfold.
2006-07-28 02:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Post embarrasing facts or pics about him online, myspace or whatever. Go to a bunch of porn sites and put in his email address, I'm sure he'll appreciate the gay porn sites. Think creatively, he's your brother, you know best what would bother him or humiliate him. Get some stinky cheese and hide it in his closet, etc, etc.
2006-07-28 02:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by I77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucker punch him in the ear when he is sitting down at the table. its best if everyone is at the table together when you do it. like at thanksgiving. just walk up and punch him in the ear as hard as you can. it will get the message across. make sure you realy lay into him. square, right into the side of his head. you want to ring his bell. everyone is going to get excited. but you will be able to tell everyone why you did it. and this way. no one will have to hear about it. they will all know the truth. and most people will agree with you. if they dont agree with you. you know what to do ... thats right. sucker punch them in the ear. pretty soon they will start to show you some respect. and if they dont ... well you know what to do. right.
2006-07-28 02:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you really and truly want to get some kind of revenge on your brother then be the best brother you can be. when you get blamed for what he did then take the punishment and tell him you will always be his brother no matter what. it will crush him.
2006-07-28 02:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
type a note to one of his guy friends... make it sound like your brother is in love w/ his friend.
like
dear John
I have a crush on you and am in love with you... I want to make out with you tonight, you should come over and spend the night
love
(your brothers name)
that would be funny as heck
if you type it... he can't trace it back to you by your handwriting
2006-07-28 02:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to say it's wrong; I'm going to say it's not worth it. Giving him a reaction is a main part of why he annoys you. If you get back at him, you'll only give him a reason to continue annoying you. Just ignore him, and he'll eventually grow up.
2006-07-28 02:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by jaybirdri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide a tuna sandwich in his room. The stink is incredible. Eat some of it first and put it where it could have been placed but overlooked.
2006-07-28 02:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Spike Spiegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If both of you share the computer, create a password so he cannot gain access to the Internet.
If two of you has separate computer, uninstall his network places again and again till he is tired of connecting back.
2006-07-28 02:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by redhead2734 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the best thing you should do is to tell your mom or dad when he makes you angry. This can prevent you getting blamed, cos you are doing the right thing!
2006-07-28 02:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by mushroom head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carefully unravel the threads in the seat of his pants. Just one off the top of my head.
2006-07-28 02:49:50 · answer #11 · answered by cricket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋