George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth,
why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 45 percent of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.
"Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 45 percent of
all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
2006-07-27
19:36:21
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